I need to thank Hillary Clinton- Should I send her a card or a bouquet of flowers?

I had been constipated all weekend, but was cured when I saw a clip of her speeching on the news. Anyone else experience the laxative effect that her voice and face have?

I need to thank Hillary Clinton- Should I send her a card or a bouquet of flowers?
I'm surprised she didn't send you a bill for services rendered!
Reply:I also hear that her speeches help with upset stomach...so if you need to hurl, she is always there to help...she is also good for scary stories for children...my son, who is 9, asked me the other day did she play the Wicked Witch of the West on the Wizard of OZ...I am still waiting on her to say, "I'm going to get you my pretty, and your little dog Toto, too!"





According to Liberals, George Bush is the reason you were having trouble having a BM...





GINA: Just contact the Chinese Embassy, they will give her a wad of cash in your name...just check out how much they gave for the dishwashers in Chinatown...
Reply:I'm sure she appreciates all the support the republicans are giving her. I guess all republicans hope now is that, that support won't back fire on them.
Reply:Cant say I have... lol
Reply:Not me.
Reply:She's a politician -- send hard cash, preferably in small denominations. Bro.
Reply:LOL!
Reply::( not amused. I should really become more involved in Hillary's campaign myself. I wish I had the cash to give to her campaign.

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